While growing up, I seemed to get teased a lot by my older brothers. To prove this point, I have written a few examples below:
First, I remember getting a new golf style shirt that had “PB” on the front. I really thought that it was a cool shirt, until my older brothers started saying, “Cody, are you going to wear your poo-butt shirt today?”
Second, I remember being called “Bucky Beaver.” Yes, it is true that I have rather large teeth. In fact, one time a very idiotic dentist told me that I have horses teeth and that he had to stretch out his biggest clamps in order for them to fit over my teeth. (I never went back to that dentist). But that does not change the fact that I didn’t like being called Bucky Beaver.
Third, I had a crush on Brenda Birch from kindergarten thru the 4th grade. All those years, my older brothers would say, “Cody loves Bbbbbb Brenda, Bbbbbb Brenda.”
Fourth, while at the Wheeler Farm, Dyke told me to pet a big white goose that had an orange bump on its head. Why I actually listened to him, I will never know. But, I walked forward to pet the goose, and it pecked the heck out of my inner thigh. Stupid bird!
Last, I once fell down on the sidewalk and scrapped up my knee. Dyke saw what happened and told me that it would feel a lot better if I mixed some vinegar and salt together and then put the mixture over my scrapped knee. I hurried home, made the mixture, and then put it on my knee. I can’t tell you how badly my knee stung after I put the vinegar and salt on it.
First, I remember getting a new golf style shirt that had “PB” on the front. I really thought that it was a cool shirt, until my older brothers started saying, “Cody, are you going to wear your poo-butt shirt today?”
Second, I remember being called “Bucky Beaver.” Yes, it is true that I have rather large teeth. In fact, one time a very idiotic dentist told me that I have horses teeth and that he had to stretch out his biggest clamps in order for them to fit over my teeth. (I never went back to that dentist). But that does not change the fact that I didn’t like being called Bucky Beaver.
Third, I had a crush on Brenda Birch from kindergarten thru the 4th grade. All those years, my older brothers would say, “Cody loves Bbbbbb Brenda, Bbbbbb Brenda.”
Fourth, while at the Wheeler Farm, Dyke told me to pet a big white goose that had an orange bump on its head. Why I actually listened to him, I will never know. But, I walked forward to pet the goose, and it pecked the heck out of my inner thigh. Stupid bird!
Last, I once fell down on the sidewalk and scrapped up my knee. Dyke saw what happened and told me that it would feel a lot better if I mixed some vinegar and salt together and then put the mixture over my scrapped knee. I hurried home, made the mixture, and then put it on my knee. I can’t tell you how badly my knee stung after I put the vinegar and salt on it.
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