Friday, November 7, 2008

Whats that smell?- By Wade

In chads room, the one facing the patio, Wally Day, Cody the Smith boys (Josh and Able) and I
were sitting on the carpet. The same carpet that was brown and wasn't quite cut to specification. The carpet curled up the wall on every edge, and in some parts had heating vent holes still intact from the last house it had been in. The brown carpet was laid on top of the old green carpet which was laid on top of the old tile floor.
We were all looking at the toll painted Cowboy and Indian that some one had painted onto 2 separate pieces of wood. We as kids decided we would have a contest to see who could pee on the cowboy and Indian face's. Setting the wooden painting against the wall, on top of the brown carpet, inside Chads room we began to pee... All of us... careful to follow the Ghost Buster rule not to cross the streams, we peed sometimes by our selves and sometimes 3 at a time.
Following the Law of Gravity the urine flowed down the Wood and into the carpet to be forever immortalized into a Pungent odor that lingered for months.

1 comment:

Beth said...

That is disgusting. But it does help explain the reasoning my boys give me for a lot of the hair-brained schemes they come up with.